You heard right.
It's back.
From the co-ed fr@t that brought you:
"that weird harry potter themed cookie party that my roommate dragged me to last fall, but I actually ended up having a good time and there were even cookies for my gluten-free sensibilities and the people were super nice. they even had candles floating from the ceiling like in the dining hall! wtf!"
MILQUE & COOKIES
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
FEB 3RD
8PM
You probably have a few questions:
"Alright, you weirdos. What is this?"
Phi Tau has a tradition we've held for decades where every term, we bake hundreds of cookies for students of all years, served with as many glasses of delicious milque (non-alcoholic milkshakes) as you can stomach. We hold an epic feast of almost a hundred flavors of sweeeeet treats, under a fun theme that we democratically vote on as a house.
As for why Alice in Wonderland...we're assuming there was Russian meddling, but we'll have to wait to see what Mueller comes up with during the investigation.
"Sounds cool, but what if I'm gluten-free / vegan? "
One of the "cool kids," eh? Well, we'll be making a ton of alternative options that cater to GF & V dietary restrictions, made with special care by our members who are gluten-free or vegan themselves.
"Seems legit, but I swear on Robert Frost's ghost that I don't trust you Fratty-Frat McFrattersons. What if I want to bake my own cookies so that I know exactly what's in them?"
We label every plate of cookies with their names and ingredients so that you won't have to worry, but hey, we get it.
COME BAKE WITH US ON:
We'll bring the ingredients, free Domino's Pizza dinner, and entertainment.
You bring the you!