"Oh, hey, [you bean-boot wearing alpha]! How are classes going? We should get a meal sometime!"
You're probably sick of it already.
Let's cut to the chase. We both know FO&M has no clue how to fix your radiator, or how provide you with a restorative dose of your favorite childhood cartoons to help you through the brutal Winter™.
we got u fam
Drop by to help us inaugurate our toasty fireplace tonight over a few episodes of:
snacks, hot tea, and tide laundry pods provided
come for the warm, stay for the fraaaaands*
*read: "very stable geniuses"
Phi Tau is a gender-inclusive house located at 31 North Main Street (barn-looking house with the TARDIS-blue door just past Kemeny).
We have rolling rush, absolutely NO DUES, and everyone is welcome to sign our rush book at anytime!