"Oh, hey, [you bean-boot wearing alpha]! How are classes going? We should get a meal sometime!"


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You're probably sick of it already.


Let's cut to the chase. We both know FO&M has no clue how to fix your radiator, or how provide you with a restorative dose of your favorite childhood cartoons to help you through the brutal Winter™.


we got u fam


Drop by to help us inaugurate our toasty fireplace tonight over a few episodes of:


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snacks, hot tea, and tide laundry pods provided


come for the warm, stay for the fraaaaands*

*read: "very stable geniuses"


Phi Tau is a gender-inclusive house located at 31 North Main Street (barn-looking house with the TARDIS-blue door just past Kemeny).

We have rolling rush, absolutely NO DUES, and everyone is welcome to sign our rush book at anytime!