"Oh, hey, [you bean-boot wearing alpha]! How are classes going? We should get a meal sometime!" [cid:9d2a7fdd-f591-4e6a-82e9-7368ce9968f5] You're probably sick of it already. Let's cut to the chase. We both know FO&M has no clue how to fix your radiator, or how provide you with a restorative dose of your favorite childhood cartoons to help you through the brutal Winter™. we got u fam Drop by to help us inaugurate our toasty fireplace tonight over a few episodes of: [cid:9154cc9f-8090-4dfe-a674-3b3b0b4c865c] snacks, hot tea, and tide laundry pods provided come for the warm, stay for the fraaaaands* *read: "very stable geniuses" Phi Tau is a gender-inclusive house located at 31 North Main Street (barn-looking house with the TARDIS-blue door just past Kemeny). We have rolling rush, absolutely NO DUES, and everyone is welcome to sign our rush book at anytime!