Well, here it is again!
(Once
again, this is not the
D) (although they
really do do some excellent work)
It's
gotten rave reviews:
"This
is kind of funny but pretty
weird." -most of our friends
"Mordant
wit lives among our undergrads." -an older alum who got ahold of this, somehow
"Wait
but like actually, where the fuck are the horses?" -the community at large
"Can
you please dedicate your time at college to something that will actually look decent on your resume?"
-one of the Editor-in-Chiefs' mothers
"Hiss,
hiss. Growl." -Ragsplort
Take a study break, check it out, maybe
laugh a little as you read enthralling pieces of journalism such as: