Have you seen the Fake D? Well, here it is again! http://sites.dartmouth.edu/jacko/files/2017/11/Fake-D-17F.pdf (Once again, this is not the D) (although they really do do some excellent work) It's gotten rave reviews: "This is kind of funny but pretty weird." -most of our friends "Mordant wit lives among our undergrads." -an older alum who got ahold of this, somehow "Wait but like actually, where the fuck are the horses?" -the community at large "Can you please dedicate your time at college to something that will actually look decent on your resume?" -one of the Editor-in-Chiefs' mothers "Hiss, hiss. Growl." -Ragsplort Take a study break, check it out, maybe laugh a little as you read enthralling pieces of journalism such as: -Asshole Changes Seats Week 9 -New Open A Cappella Group Excepts Everyone (Except Kayla) -Student Wellness Center Introduces Ragsplort, New Therapy Raccoon -Foco Introduces Reusable Food -Dartmouth Student Tired -You Can't Call Me a Corporate Sellout When I Care This Much About Saving the Bees -and so much more! ...and then pick up a hard copy this week around campus!! Have a lovely day <3 ;) Love, The Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern