The Sanskrit word for war literally means “a desire for more cows“

We honestly don't know why we told you that. But come anyways!

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Alpha Theta is a gender-inclusive house, meaning membership is open to anyone, regardless of gender. Every Thursday at 10, we host "Mellows," an open-to-campus event featuring a different homemade dessert prepared by one of our members.

We're located at 33 N. Main St., the white house two doors north of Kemeny/Haldeman.
 
Here's a link to our address on google maps: https://goo.gl/maps/X2hE2EwaY4L2