Hate getting knee-capped by your local mafia boss? 

Don't like it when the zoo giraffe licks your face for slightly too long? 

Not a fan of cannibalism? 

Well you're in luck...

THERE WON'T BE ANY CRIME FAMILIES/SEXUALIZED GIRAFFE LICKS/ROASTED HUMAN FLESH AT

DOG DAYS OF SUMMER FIRST SHOW.

Monday. SIGMA DELT. 10:15.

Introducing...

Steven "Shitboi La Floor de la Asshat" Chun

Mark "Panty Twister" Dominguez

Paul "Posh Spice" Vickers

Kristen "Snaggletooth Tuesday" Maiorano 

Michael "Basic White Girl With An Infinity Tattoo On Wrist" Everett

Parker "Possessed by a Demon Named Pedro" Whims

Brad "Whipits McGee" Hubsch

Owen "Haunted Artist" Page

Maddie "Dirty, Dirty Duck" Hess

see you there.

-Lieutenant Dog