Are you sick and tired of not being at Beta?

Need something to do on Wednesday nights so you don't look like a loner?

Does the World's Heaviest Rabbit weigh over 50 pounds? (yes, yes it does).

Then Come to Beta on Wednesday at 11:15 to see Dartmouth's premier short form improv group Casual Thursday perform with the sweet sweet melodies of the Decibelles and the Sings. IF YOU DONT IM TELLING EVERY1 UR A LON3R