We know you have questions.

Why are we here?

What does it all mean?

Are we alone in the universe?

And we have answers.

(Well, not answers. But, like, improv).

DOG DAY

DODECS

KDE

11:15

come thru, get enlightened

Sincerely,

El Woof

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#TheDogIsDead

#LongLiveTheDog

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#GameOverMAN