Dear [insert name here], I hope this flitz finds you well. I quite enjoyed hanging out with you at [Insert Basement Here]. Pong/dice/the other things are crazy, am I right? I am. And how about that [Innocuous Inside Joke]?! Oh, the times! Anyways, I think you're really [Vague Positive Adjective 1] and [Vague Positive Adjective 2], and I really want to see you again! I was thinking we could go see THE DOG DAY PLAYERS if you're free at 11 :15 PM and want to head down to CHIGAM. I hear it's Ft. THE DEBUT FRAT PERFORMANCE OF DSTEP!! Let me know, and hey, [Callback to Innocuous Inside Joke]! Best, El Woof #DDPPT17SIsComing #IMissHugs&Muds&Grem #SqueakyMascal #TudykTuesday #BringTheMeeestery