DStyle

Street Soul

Wednesday. 11:15 PM.

BG


"Dear DStyle: Thank you so much for reaching out to my office this afternoon to coordinate the turnover of all eleven (11) of your group's hover boards. Although I do understand why you purchased them, please note that I am still convinced you will be able to 'flow at a literally higher level' without the added elevation they would have provided."


- Alexander Prenuit MBA '94, VP of Campus Logistics, Facilities, Walkways, and Aerial Spaces & Vice-Dean for On and Off Campus Parking Lots.