There was a time when Dartmouth students were free.  There was a time when they skated on Occom Pond, took insta-worthy selfies on the snow sculpture, and frolicked about campus unrestricted by the coercive mandates of wearing pants in public places.  Though those days are dead and gone, or may never have actually existed, they live on in our hearts.  Tonight, rebel against the oppression of this cruel and unjust world. Tonight, come prove that some people still rage (against the dying of the light).

CORDS

DECIS

THE MESSY DECI CORDLESS SHOW

11PM

ZETE

(Pants: Optional)