Midterms got u down?

Job search got u like sheeeeit?

Haven't done your laundry in a questionably long time?

Living in a constant state of fear of the collis bees?

Falling asleep in periodicals** cuz the air in there just screams nap time?

Haven't received a flitz in a while?

Sad that bibimbap week at foco world view will be over in 2 days?

Feeling like a #swug?

Not really sure how you're feeling at all?

Not even sure what feelings are anymore?

Losing your ability to form wjoorrdzX? eajsku mae?

Why are we asking so many questions?

What are questions?

Hello? Anyone there?

Noreen? Bill? Tom? Fran? 

Is this some sort of advertisement???? honestly what is this

WHAAAAAAAAAA??? HELP???

LOOK NO FURTHER!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM

DOG DAY

DSTYLE

@KDE 11:15pm

TONIGHT

Comedic Freestyle Rap-Laughter Mayhem for $Free.00

Get yours now while the deal still lasts! (aka tonight, ya clowns)

Product details/warnings:

batteriesnotsoldseparately

norefundssorry

workswhenitworksbutsometimesitdoesnt

123vroomvroom

Anyonehaveanyfunconspiracytheoriestoshare??

guysilostmyIDagainanyoneseenit?

anyoneknowwhenthewebsterskunksgointohibernation

dotheyevenhibernate

whyareyoureadingthisthereisaworldouttherethatawaitsyou

therearenosubliminalmessageshereunfortunately

happywednesday

i love you,

Dog