AUDITION FOR THE DECIBELLES<http://facebook.com/dartmouthdecibelles> Saturday, September 19 Registration @10:00 AM in Dartmouth Hall 105 Auditions 11:00 AM-5 PM in Reed 103 Callbacks Saturday evening (time TBD) in Hartman Rehearsal Hall (basement of the Hop) Questions? Respond to this blitz or go to www.dartmouthdecibelles.com/audition<http://www.dartmouthdecibelles.com/audition> [X][cid:4c91f9d5-22bd-4865-8d2b-635e47b2f6db] Frequently Asked Questions: Where is my 9L? My 9L is in LSC 201. Are you in my class? If so, that's where it is. Are avocados vegetables or fruits? Avocados are single-seeded berries, so they are in fact, fruits. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? I actually use sustainable reusable bags, thanks. Would you like fries with that? No, thank you; may I have the apple slices instead? What do you mean? Go away, Justin Bieber<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ>. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Really? Do we look like Siri? Are there birds in Canada? Yes. If you made a Skittles pizza, would the Skittles melt? Probably? What is the logarithmic unit that expresses the ratio of two values of a physical quantity, often power or intensity? This isn't Jeopardy<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decibel>, Turd Ferguson<http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/17/entertainment/turd-ferguson-jeopardy-feat/index.html>. Are there birds in Canada? Yes. Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even. I had a Pumpkin Spice Latte this morning. That wasn't a question. Should I audition for the Decibelles? I mean, I might be a little biased, but I'd recommend it.