Salutations Studious Students,



3 Reasons Why You Should Buy Ramen

1. Consumption has been linked to faster brain processing powers (meaning better GPA)

2. Studies show that being seen eating ramen improves perceived attractiveness (meaning actual flitzes, not surveys)

3. It tastes good (meaning yum)


NOVACK - THURSDAY - MAY 28TH - 8:00PM


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