Well, don't, that's self destructive.
Instead, come
wine about your
love life at
♥ Valentine and Cheese! ♥
Wait, it's on Friday, February 13th?
Come
MOURN your love life and stare into the abyss at:
RESIGN
and Cheese.
Friday, February 13th
10 pm @ Amarna
23 East Wheelock Street
☠Come dressed in your funeral best!
☠Get the sympathy of the coolest undertakers on campus!
☠Have a drink and forget about him/her/they/them!
☠Dry those tears and ask about our gender-inclusive, rush-free membership!
So roll out of bed, out of your dorm, and into our
coffins hearts!
Only at Amarna.
Not a house. A home.
[Don't know where Amarna is?]
Well, first of all, how dare you? We're the
slate blue house labeled "Amarna" just past the East Wheelock Cluster and Gym, on the other side of the intersection. If you need help getting there, just ask your date!
Oh, wait.
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Oh god, someone date me, please.