Staying fit is hard, right?


Wrong.


P90XH with DJ CHIP

Saturday @ Midnight

Chi Heorot


Dress for a workout -- Tight n Bright

It's a dry party, so leave your issues at the door


and


Do not go gentle into that good night.


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Q's



Q: I'm a narp, why do I have to work out? What am I training for?

A: Life.


Q: Will the hockey team be there?

A: Wouldn't be Chi Hockey without them.


Q: Are the bouncers ex-TSA employees?

A: I don't have time for this.


Q: Who is John Cresap?

A: Legend.