The moment you've all been waiting for. We know you've tossed and turned for weeks, heart racing and mind atwitter all in the glorious angst of anticipation because.....

AN ALL-NEW ISSUE OF THE DARTMOVTH** HAS ARRIVED!

**Dartmouth's Favorite Newsparody (TM)

FEATURING...

    - all-new content!

    - campus-relevant articles! (LOL! Pop Culture! As if! Instagram!)

    - comics!

    - games!

    - Frankie Muniz!

    - and more!

HARD COPIES are being released ALL ACROSS CAMPUS from today until the end of term and YOU, O SPECIAL ONE*, are receiving an //EXCLUSIVE// digital copy on this email!

czech it out, tell your friends, yadda yadda. you won't be sorry.

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