The moment you've all been waiting for. We know you've tossed and turned for weeks, heart racing and mind atwitter all in the glorious angst of anticipation because..... AN ALL-NEW ISSUE OF THE DARTMOVTH** HAS ARRIVED! **Dartmouth's Favorite Newsparody (TM) [cid:f90ea153-e8f6-4a8c-abc5-43f4521ea3cd] FEATURING... - all-new content! - campus-relevant articles! (LOL! Pop Culture! As if! Instagram!) - comics! - games! - Frankie Muniz! - and more! HARD COPIES are being released ALL ACROSS CAMPUS from today until the end of term and YOU, O SPECIAL ONE*, are receiving an //EXCLUSIVE// digital copy on this email! czech it out, tell your friends, yadda yadda. you won't be sorry. ?