One little, two little,
Three little pumpkins
Sitting on the fence
like country bumpkins
They jumped off and bumped
their rumpkins
one October night!
...or one
October 19th, as in
this homecoming Saturday!
Come drink cider and coffee to your heart's content
while carving pumpkins on Phi Delt's lawn!
Or if you're not great at multitasking --
just eat some pie in the corner.
Come at 11 and stay till 1!
We'll see you there, 18s.