To whom it may concern--

Do you know, or have you met, or do you recognize the names of, or have you always secretly crushed on from afar, or are you familiar with, or do you wish you were, or are you happy you aren't:

Nate Davis

Joe Singh

Xavier Curry

Preston Suan

Oh you do/have/are/wish/be???

THEN COME BID THEM FAREWELL TOMORROW NIGHT AT SIGMA DELT AT 11 PM!!!!

SO MANY SONGS

SO MANY SINGING

THEY EACH SING SOLOS!!

SKITS!

TEARS :'(

TEARS (pronounced tairs)

ETC.

We'll see you there!