AIRES AND DECIS AND INSTRUMENTS AND THANK GOODNESS AND SIG EP AND 11:15PM A statement from Eric "Preston" Suan, Business Manager of the Dartmouth Aires: "Yea, so we'd just like everyone to know that we've given up on the whole 'singing without instruments' thing, often italicized as a cappella. It was a group decision and we realized we simply couldn't justify impersonating guitars, drums, and goofy dancers any longer. When you hear a band like Chuck, or Toast, or the Beatles, there's just something magical and we want to be magical. That's one of our goals. Also, have you ever heard a real guitar? I don't know how to describe it but it's definitely really...really real." Thanks, Eric! Come to SIG EP at 11:15PM to see if we're worth our salt on any of the following (hint: just joking, no hints, just come!): the drums the bass the trumpet the clarinet the timpani the hurdy-gurdy the synth the pulalu the clapsticks the piano forte the bagpipe the balaban the guitar the slide guitar the harp guitar the steel guitar the pulalu the tailed bridge guitar the 3rd bridge guitar the twelve-string guitar the birbyne the crumhorn to diple (or dvojnice) the english horn the firebird the pulalu the rauschpfeife the reed contrabass the saxhorn the sho the tonette the diddley bow the geomungo the laruan the tamburitza the pulalu the oud the mandocello the manguhu the kora the kubing the pulalu the mando-bass the rebec the viola and/or the zither Please show up to SIG EP @ !!:!5PM because we're terribly, terribly excited about this change. As are the Decibelles. ERRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH