Is your face feeling cold and lonely on these icy days?

Does your upper lip wish it had a barrier between it and your runny nose?

Have you always wanted to feel like an evil mastermind?

Then come to Alpha Theta this Thursday and Friday!

Thursday: Mustache Mellows!

Come stuff your face with mustache shaped cookies~

10pm until the cookies run out!

Friday: Mustache Tails!

Come enjoy drinks inspired by the most sublimely mustachioed men in history! 

10 pm to 1 am, Dartmouth IDs checked at the door.

Alpha Theta is located at 33 North Main St,

2 buildings north of Kemeny.