My Secrets - locked in a cage, right
Your Secrets suffer from stage fright
My Secrets - so hot, it's stolen
Your Secrets look like Gary Coleman

My Secrets - pink and big
Your Secrets stinks like s***t
My Secrets got a Caesar do,
Your Secrets needs a tweezer, dude

My Secrets is like super size
Your Secrets look like two fries
My Secrets - more mass than the Earth
Your Secrets - half staff, it needs work

Come to EKT tonight at 11 and see

THE DOG DAY PLAYERS perform some improv comedy based off anonymous secrets.

and

THE DECIBELLES will be singing some hella chill tunes.

See ya thereeeeeee. ;)