My Secrets - locked in a cage, right
Your Secrets suffer from stage fright
My Secrets - so hot, it's stolen
Your Secrets look like Gary Coleman
My Secrets - pink and big
Your Secrets stinks like s***t
My Secrets got a Caesar do,
Your Secrets needs a tweezer, dude
My Secrets is like super size
Your Secrets look like two fries
My Secrets - more mass than the Earth
Your Secrets - half staff, it needs work
Come to EKT tonight
at 11 and see
THE DOG DAY PLAYERS perform some improv comedy based off anonymous
secrets.
and
THE DECIBELLES will be singing some hella chill tunes.
See ya thereeeeeee. ;)