My Secrets - locked in a cage, right Your Secrets suffer from stage fright My Secrets - so hot, it's stolen Your Secrets look like Gary Coleman My Secrets - pink and big Your Secrets stinks like s***t My Secrets got a Caesar do, Your Secrets needs a tweezer, dude My Secrets is like super size Your Secrets look like two fries My Secrets - more mass than the Earth Your Secrets - half staff, it needs work Come to EKT tonight at 11 and see THE DOG DAY PLAYERS perform some improv comedy based off anonymous secrets. and THE DECIBELLES will be singing some hella chill tunes. See ya thereeeeeee. ;)