WHAT A STUPID QUESTION. OF COURSE YOU DO.

You idiot, stupid stupid stupid idiot. You only had to write one lousy email. Mom was right you can't do anything.

ENJOY SOME FREE STAND UP COMEDY

THE SIT-DOWN TRAGEDY SHOW

FRIDAY, 9PM @ Alpha Theta (two houses past Kemeny) RIGHT BEFORE SEVEN DEADLY

DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR LAUGHTER