"GLRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH"
and then finished chugging his gin. He was then banned from the Jacko for chugging gin, began contributing to the Jacko under the name "Seuss," and the rest is history.
So to do what Seuss did, follow this simple formula:
Alcohol + The Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern = Your Own Medical School
FIRST JACK-O-LANTERN MEETING
Thursday 9/13
Rocky 002
9 PM
Topics of Discussion:
Caring For Your Medical School
Holding Down Your Gin
Dedicating Your Medical School To Finding Hangover Cure
Note: No alcohol will be served at this or any Jack-O-Lantern meeting