How 'bout this country, folks? It takes a real cynic not to enjoy the diverse
fauna of well-landscaped suburban homes, the cell towers that look like trees, the sunsets made more vibrant by years of incessant atmospheric pollution.
Come celebrate the grand ol' US of A with us at:
New 4th of July Stuff!
*John Hancock Overcompensates*
*How to Fix America*
*What The Founding Fathers Really Would Have Wanted*
*A Frenchman Congratulates America*
-The Jack-O-Lantern
"As American As Immigration."