Maybe you'll find one tonight at The Subtleties/Dog Day Players Show!

Here are some conversation starters to use on the potential love of your life:

"I thought the singing was really pretty!"

"That improv sure had a great command of scene work!"

"Are you Cindy Crawford? Because if not someone should call her and say that there is a new most attractive person ever and it's not her anymore!"

11pm.

It will be fun.