The people who made Anonymous sure don't ... but THE RUDE MECHANICALS DO!

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The Dartmouth Rude Mechanicals present …

by William Shakespeare

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Friday and Saturday @ 7 pm

Moore Theatre, Hopkins Center

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FREE ADMISSION!

Since no one has heard of this show, it's basically about a girl who loves a guy but her parents are all like "nah" and she's all like "GAH." Then some other guy says he can seduce her (which he can't) so instead he watches her sleep. He tells the other guy that she slept with him (which she didn't) so the first guy is all like "WELL THEN SHE SHOULD DIE." When the girl finds out about this, she pretends to be a dude (naturally) and wanders into a cave with some cave people (because why not). Oh, and there's something about jewelry. Whatever, not important. And then there's a war and a happy ending. Pretty much.